Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Who's More Awesome Competition 2011

Being a member of the testosterone-driven male gender has its perks. We get to pee easily standing up, we build muscle and strength fairly easily, we can grow bad-ass beards, and lots of other awesome stuff.  However, we have one major downfall, and that is our drive to feel superior to and more alpha than every other guy we know personally at every single thing you can be better than someone at.  Anything that can be turned into a measurable competition, will be.  Hence the reason sports exist and are popular in the first place.

Now, sometimes these competitions are harmless, painless, well-thought out, and don't damage anything but the losers' egos.  Things like, who can throw this object the farthest?  Or, who's the best at Halo?  But eventually, we run out of harmless, safe things to discover who's better than who.  Eventually we get bored.  Eventually, we try dumb, painful, spur-of-the-moment, and sometimes even illegal things.  Dumb things like, who can eat a bag of jerky the fastest?  Painful things like, The Cinnamon Challenge.  Spur-of-the-moment things like, "hey guys you know what would be fun?  Let's see who can get kicked out of Walmart the quickest!  Ready, set, go!"

Now, why am I going on about this?  What is the point of today's blog?  Well, quite frankly, I think I am overall far more awesome than my other guy friends.  They however, do not agree.  Sounds to me like we need a competition of epic proportions, so I can prove that I am better.  BUT, we need event ideas.  Give me your ideas by posting a comment, and the top 5 suggestions chosen by me will be a part of this Who's More Awesome Competition in addition to the 5 I have already decided on: One Gallon Milk Challenge, Manly Things Scavenger Hunt, Dollar Menu Eating Contest, Ice Bath, and Tri-awesome-alon.

So, like I said, post your suggestions in the comments (try to keep them on the safe side of the law) and I'll give you all an update when the events are chosen.


  1. Mounted bear jousting. Only rules are:
    1) You lose if you fall off your bear.
    2) You must provide your own bear.

  2. -Take prescription sleepmedication and see who falls asleep first.
    -see who can listen to Justin Bieber the longest

  3. A message has been sent to me suggesting, Tin Foil Chew Off and Big Wheel Race. You readers come up with some crazy intense and ridiculous ideas. I love it.